Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I intend to get homeless drunk
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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