Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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