the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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