Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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