its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks