yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.