Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.