Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize