The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
