I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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