vagina is talking i cant
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
