i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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