Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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