theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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