I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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