if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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