Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I believe in your delicious
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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