So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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