But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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