you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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