do herpes really smell.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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