so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
this just has baby written all over it
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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