I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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