it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night