Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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