Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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