Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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