You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Sext me about skeletons
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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