This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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