Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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