Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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