garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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