They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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