I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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