my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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