Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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