I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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