Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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