I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Randomize
