yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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