Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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