Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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