This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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