When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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