in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Randomize