remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just had sex on a roof
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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