I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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