Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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