I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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