The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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