i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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