I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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