you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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