Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Randomize
