honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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