Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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