My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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