I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
